Quote #1302
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #13716
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Quote #19571
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
Quote #18856
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Quote #17770
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #10829
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
Quote #15733
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #18185
Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time,...