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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
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No man fully capable of his own language ever masters another.
Bertrand Russell

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We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side one which we...
Jacques Deval

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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Katharine Graham

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Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Lawrence Peter Berra

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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Seneca

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If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Confucius

Quote #1258

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He who will not economize will have to agonize.
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