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Do you ever sit down and wonder what is wrong with the world Do...
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To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct...
Lillian Hellman

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Lonely people talking to each other can make each other lonelier.
Robert Orben

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Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
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