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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
John Barrymore

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Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Charles Caleb Colton

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He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Henry Ford

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People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Leon Wieseltier

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No great deed, private or public, had ever been undertaken in a bliss of...
Jeanne-Marie Roland

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A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Colette

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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Edith Ann

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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about...
Arthur C. Clarke

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The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Aeschylus

Quote #9895

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at...
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