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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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No man ever quite believes in any other man.
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If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
Kahlil Gibran

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The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem...
Charles Kuralt

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It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole...
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I do not know what I may appear to the world but to myself...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
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A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse
George Winters

Quote #21791

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If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
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