Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #7796
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #5013
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
Quote #19328
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #19297
In Russia all tyrants believe poets to be their worst enemies.
Quote #5171
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #13639
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #11292
Studies indicate that the one quality all successful people have is persistence. They’re willing...
Quote #20922
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing...
Quote #8638
The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease...