Quote #18626
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #5252
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #14666
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for...
Quote #14951
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #19469
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
Quote #12405
Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first nationalism, when hate for...
Quote #7516
If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is...
Quote #1607
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #4914
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...