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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his...
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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Stephen Vincent Benet

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Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by...
Thomas Jefferson

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Never enter into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance...
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Jacques LeBlanc

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I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
Dave Del Dotto

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No one ever excused his way to success.
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