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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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An act of terrorism totally outside the bounds of international law and diplomatic tradition....
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Reason should direct and appetite obey.
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Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
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Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest,...
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It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...