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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support...
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
Fred Allen

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I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel...
Thomas Huxley

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The great tragedy of science — the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13657

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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Samuel Hazo

Quote #14051

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Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
John Erskine

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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic...
Italian Proverb

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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
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