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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
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There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make...
Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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It’s better to do nothing with your money than something you don’t understand.
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #7888
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Quote #3346
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...