Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #19237
It is just when opinions universally prevail and we have added lip service to...
Quote #7615
Oh sleep It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
Quote #1830
I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies...
Quote #13726
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #18331
To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
Quote #2675
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #6941
We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their...
Quote #19268
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #4873
A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than...