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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
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Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the...
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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin...
Dave Barry

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In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

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Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Zig Ziglar

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If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Henry David Thoreau

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Government never furthered any enterprise but the alacrity with which it got out of...
Oscar Wilde

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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Robert Graves

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Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend...
Vernon Cooper

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These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is...
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