Quote #487
By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #18589
History is fables agreed upon.
Quote #18122
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #8041
Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one,...
Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #12092
You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...
Quote #10003
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #5376
What a piece of work is a man how noble in reason how infinite...
Quote #11634
‘What is the use of a book,’ thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations’