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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...
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If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
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Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...