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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13925

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Miguel de Cervantes

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Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows.
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16653

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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Hanna Holborn Gray

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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
Robert Benchley

Quote #1394

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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and...
Edgar Watson Howe

Quote #14316

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Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...
Joan Rivers

Quote #16963

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Jeff Melvoin

Quote #20922

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Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing...
Dag Hammarskjld

Quote #7746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am the vessel. The draft is God’s. And God is the thirsty one.
Sir Walter Scott

Quote #2389

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We shall never learn to feel and respect our real calling and destiny, unless...
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