Quote #17601
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
Quote #20353
Dare to be yourself.
Quote #18169
The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #7974
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
Quote #17260
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Quote #18437
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #19291
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.
Quote #13628
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...