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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Mark Twain

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