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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Thomas Jefferson

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Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely...
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned...
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Language is the dress of thought.
Gustave Flaubert

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Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want...
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