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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13877

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Athenus

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It was a saying of Demetrius Phalereus, that ‘Men having often abandoned what was...
Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote #2102

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There are no facts, only interpretations.
Enlai Zhou

Quote #19360

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. (1954)
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15734

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God help those who do not help themselves.
Carl W. Buechner

Quote #8517

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made...
Mark Twain

Quote #1716

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
Laertius Diogenes

Quote #12621

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Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions… that laws were...
Quentin Crisp

Quote #12217

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
Tom Robbins

Quote #16966

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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