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Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
James Joyce

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A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the...
William Shakespeare

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The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Vernon Schutz

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Defeated enemies in battle have to confess the superiority of their captors, but this...
Pablo Picasso

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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Jimmy Durante

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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Jean Kerr

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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
John Sladek

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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far...
Steven Wright

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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