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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
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So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject...
Fran Lebowitz

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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
C. V. R. Thompson

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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
James Barrie

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The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...
Horace

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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
Jalal ud-Din Rumi

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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
W. Edwards Deming

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If you can’t describe what you are doing as a process, you don’t know...
Peter Ustinov

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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Austin O'Malley

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
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