Quote #12263
We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship,...
Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #18968
Life doesn’t happen to us, it happens from us.
Quote #10915
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #10209
What a terrible time this is to be a Christian. The churches have failed...
Quote #6433
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Quote #14486
She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on...
Quote #5717
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
Quote #9038
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the...
Quote #13711
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...