Quote #13884
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
Quote #19374
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
Quote #6363
Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out.
Quote #7414
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Quote #12952
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught...
Quote #10376
Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old...
Quote #18671
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Quote #17243
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
Quote #16227
Success is never final, but failure can be.
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.