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Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...
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Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Ask yourself Have you been kind today Make kindness your daily modus operandi and...
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Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
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It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to...
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Every revolution was first a thought in one man’s mind.