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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Titus Livius

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Greater is our terror of the unknown.
Andrew Schneider

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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
George Smith Patton, Jr.

Quote #16279

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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Albert Schweitzer

Quote #4108

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The African is my brother-but he is my younger brother by several centuries.
Lawana Blackwell

Quote #19660

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Propriety was a rigid master, but one that must be obeyed if one wanted...
Dr. Arbthnot

Quote #10159

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All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
Fred Allen

Quote #10011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #454

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men...
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