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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13728

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Robert Benchley

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
F. Scott Fitzgerald

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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Quote #19024

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The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Terence

Quote #17949

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I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Robert Louis Stephenson

Quote #1791

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Wendell Willkie

Quote #19082

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The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.
Will Rogers

Quote #3447

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
Pesach Seder

Quote #17434

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The willingness to sacrifice is the prelude to freedom.
Ron Nesen

Quote #16005

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
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