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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Alan Woods

Quote #21743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Jan Smuts

Quote #17590

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When in doubt, do the courageous thing.
Edgar Bergen

Quote #19586

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Sir William Drummond

Quote #20050

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who will not reason is a bigot he who cannot is a fool...
Harriet Beecher Stowe

Quote #21378

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote #2558

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought...
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8443

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Czech Proverb

Quote #16605

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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