Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #21743
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #17590
When in doubt, do the courageous thing.
Quote #19586
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #20050
He who will not reason is a bigot he who cannot is a fool...
Quote #21378
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
Quote #14814
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #2558
Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought...
Quote #8443
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #16605
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.