Quote #13354
Sorrow looks back… Worry looks around… But, faith looks up.
Quote #21720
Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...
Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #15958
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #4909
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder,...
Quote #17756
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #11959
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #19020
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #19735
There’s an old saying that if you come back to the place where you...