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Quote #13763

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Franklin P. Jones

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
George Burns

Quote #7768

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Tom Lehrer

Quote #20740

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Randall Terry

Quote #17959

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I...
Plutarch

Quote #3965

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No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his...
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2771

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Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their...
Anatole France

Quote #6195

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The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8228

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Clarence Thomas

Quote #17996

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Government cannot make us equal it can only recognize, respect, and protect us as...
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