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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13877

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Confucius

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The superior man…does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything what...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Thucydides

Quote #21671

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We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
Leo Tolstoy

Quote #18058

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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
P. J. O'Rourke

Quote #3561

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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Danish proverb

Quote #7175

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If I die, I forgive you If I live, we shall see.
James Grover Thurber

Quote #18019

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Leo Braeck

Quote #19717

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Through faith man experiences the meaning of the world through action he is to...
Dave Barry

Quote #4906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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