Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #13823
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
Quote #1457
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #10004
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #9593
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #14263
A child’s hand in yours — what tenderness and power it arouses. You are...
Quote #20504
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities...
Quote #496
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no...
Quote #2106
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...