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Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
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There was never in the history of the world a great politician who was...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.
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A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the...
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The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
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Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have,...
Quote #6062
That best portion of a good man’s life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of...