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I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
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Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
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I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
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Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.
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Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
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A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An...
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