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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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For many are called, but few are chosen.
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Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine

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There is a woman at the begining of all great things.
Robertson Davies

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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wouldn’t be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut...
George Bernard Shaw

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Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
Carolyn Kenmore

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If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
Ben Stein

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It is inevitable that some defeat will enter even the most victorious life. The...
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