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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Alekandr Sergeyevick Pushkin

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Don’t be sad, don’t be angry, if life deceives you Submit to your grief...
Mark Twain

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
Melvin Maddocks

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man’s work is his dilemma his job is his bondage, but it also...
Ellen DeGeneres

Quote #20009

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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15724

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Sally Kempton

Quote #20668

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It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9248

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The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to...
Thales

Quote #21640

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Know thyself.
Stella Benson

Quote #10690

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.
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