Quote #3578
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
Quote #208
Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
Quote #4922
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Quote #8963
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
Quote #11648
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #18714
Being on the tightrope is living everything else is waiting.
Quote #13626
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
Quote #19280
Among all the tragic consequences of depression and war, this suppression of personal self-expression...
Quote #1074
Reason is God’s crowning gift to man.