Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #16946
If you leave home for a while … you question the conventional wisdom you’ve...
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #18801
Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people...
Quote #10503
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #4806
There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions...
Quote #11058
The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.
Quote #19343
All reactionaries are paper tigers.
Quote #6865
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #13249
Excellence means when a man or woman asks of himself more than others do.