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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Mother Theresa

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One must really have suffered oneself to help others.
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7101

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Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Jorge Luis Borges

Quote #11091

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I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5302

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For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
W. C. Fields

Quote #12973

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
ricS

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Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals … with their...
Abraham Lincoln

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If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As...
Yassir Arafat

Quote #10158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Fred Allen

Quote #10011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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