Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #20506
Only fools are positive.
Quote #18646
The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm...
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #13380
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #2197
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #14169
I’m not naive. I realise that quality of life and income are inextricably bound...
Quote #9331
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
Quote #15522
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #12276
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.