Quote #5905
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but...
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like...
Quote #18541
Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
Quote #10491
I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
Quote #12923
We always admire the other person more after we’ve tried to do his job.
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Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
Quote #11225
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through...