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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
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Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
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I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love....
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are...
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible....
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
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