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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13929

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Brian W. Kernighan

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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
George Burns

Quote #7774

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Unknown

Quote #18358

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A best friend it like a four leaf clover – Hard to find, and...
Jerry Maguire

Quote #6909

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2886

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Henry Ford

Quote #6040

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Asking ‘Who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘Who ought to be...
Ludwig Feuerbach

Quote #20135

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man is what he eats.
Kenneth Kaunda

Quote #14691

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1149

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
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