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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13670

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Lord Nelson

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England expects that every man will do his duty.
Hermann Hesse

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Our mind is capable of passing beyond the dividing line we have drawn for...
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4836

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
Robert Southey

Quote #17623

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live Not where I love,...
George Burns

Quote #7778

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can’t wait to finish...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4167

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Douglas Adams

Quote #321

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Homer

Quote #7315

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How God ever brings like to like.
Douglas Adams

Quote #319

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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