Quote #8830
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #14787
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #17043
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #19369
If you want to reach a goal, you must ‘see the reaching’ in your...
Quote #6166
I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me...
Quote #8057
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Quote #18285
To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.