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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
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Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
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Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but...
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Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
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It’s not what you are that holds you back, it’s what you think you...
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The wise man doesn’t give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...