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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Gail

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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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Philosopher A lover of wisdom, which is to say, Truth.
Robert Benchley

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4159

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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
James Joyce

Quote #14602

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History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken.
Margaret Cho

Quote #19993

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Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world...
Thomas Hardy

Quote #13971

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The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of...
Sam Levenson

Quote #15134

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5171

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
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