Quote #1844
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
Quote #15733
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #5163
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Quote #17699
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...
Quote #19183
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #17177
We may live without her, and worship without her, but we cannot remember without...
Quote #15127
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #7539
Passive acceptance of the teacher’s wisdom is easy to most boys and girls. It...