Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
Quote #12547
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160...
Quote #13075
We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a...
Quote #17232
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #11174
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #134
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #12880
My work is a game, a very serious game.
Quote #19264
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.