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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
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There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
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If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn’t...
Dave Barry

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
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